Date Everything! is the quirkiest and funniest twist on the dating sim genre, where everything in your house is a potential love interest. When your proud BFA becomes meaningless because AI takes over your job, you think life can’t get any worse. But then, a stranger sends you a strange gift – a magical pair of glasses called Dateviators, which opens up a world where everything around you suddenly… talks and wants to be loved. The pillow, the oven, even the aquarium fish, all now have their own personalities, voices, and surprising storylines waiting for you to explore.
Every date is an adventure
More than just choosing who to date, Date Everything! opens up a series of branching stories, where every small decision leads to unexpected outcomes. From sweet friendships to complicated love affairs to even fiery hatreds, every relationship you build brings its own emotions. With hundreds of different characters – each with at least three endings and all professionally voiced – you never know what lies ahead. But that’s what makes this game so addictive.
Funny, creative and utterly unpredictable
Date Everything! not only makes you laugh with its endless wordplay, but it also makes you stop and think about the bizarre situations that are so… adorable. The game turns the ordinary world into an emotional stage where everything has its own voice, feelings and dreams. By exploring the strangest aspects of modern life, it is both a light-hearted satire of the technological age and a journey to find love in a unique way.
Date Everything! is not your average dating game. It is a manifesto for limitless imagination, where you can love… anything. If you are tired of the cliché love stories and want something different, then this is the world you need to step into. Are you ready to love… a table?
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